the-absolute-best-posts:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

indianbiatch:

freelancefailure:

Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?

So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains

And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?

lulu was the rudest bitch i swear

promo4homo:

masturbationvacation:

cant u die from this

Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

nuck-n-futs:

jackfrostftw:

mymindchangesalot:

I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO REBLOG THIS

you know what this reminds me of?

this

they should get married

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

dangruchy:

swiggity swag i am in the bag

rapewhistled:

if this ever happened to me id probably just move

niknak79:

Home cinema

hangoverpart3:

It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF